(Ed. note: OK, the above is a lie. But I needed write something because nobody else is saying anything about Giant Butters, due largely in part to the fact that nobody else knows this blog exists.)
Giant Butters FAQ:
1.) Who are you, Giant Butters?
You can call me Butters. Only my parents call me by my full name.
Why you gotta mock the flip flops and shorts on kids that are too stupid to tell the difference between seasons? Maybe because they're easy targets...
ReplyDeletePfft, I started this term wearing shorts, and hot damn, I'm going to finish it that way.
ReplyDeleteI'm so over seeing dude's exposed ankles/feet/toes. Either get a pedi or a fuckin' pair of Vans.
ReplyDeleteUm, I wear Rainbows year round. I just prefer sandals to closed-toe shoes. Does that make me such a bad person?
ReplyDeleteIt's not like I voted for McCain or anything.