[or not]Top 5 Reasons I May Fail Tomorrow's Pathophysiology Exam:
- There's something called bacteria. And then there's something called a virus. Apparently, there's a difference between the two.
- I may have completely forgotten to read an entire chapter. Whoops.
- Still don't know what the word "pathophysiology" even means.
- 50 multiple choice questions in 55 minutes. Impossible. Butters don't churn like dat.
- The sequence of events leading to cell death is commonly decreased ATP production, failure of active-transport mechanisms (the sodium-potassium pump) cellular swelling, detachment of ribosomes from the endoplasmic reticulum, cessation of protein synthesis, mitochondrial swelling as a result of calcium accumulation, vacuolation, leakage of digestive enzymes from lysosomes, autodigestion of intracellular structures, and lysis of the plasma membrane. Or some Shit like that.
@#3: Pathophysiology is the study of the changes of normal mechanical, physical, and biochemical functions, either caused by a disease, or resulting from an abnormal syndrome.
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